Rowan Tree and Red Thread

Starship Captian! by Uberdude
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What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	shannon_a
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	bryant
Token Alien Scientist	kent_allard_jr
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	agrumer
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	leedy
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	autopope
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	alaimacerc
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	robin_d_laws
Your ship's secret weapon	Atomic kitten launcher
How dose your mission end?	Helmsman crashed the ship
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I particularly like that leedy is the token drug abuser (probably Lush skincare products) and that the one Scottish guy I know (alaimacerc) is the ship's engineer. How Trek-cliched is that?