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Things you don't see every day

posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 09:10pm on 20/03/2007 under , ,
I'm watching a programme on BBC showing artificial insemination techniques for endangered species. A well-spoken German man has just wanked an elephant by prostate stimulation (fisting his arse to the casual observer) and then flown across the USA with about 300 mls of elephant semen in a box. The TSA wanted to know if the liquid was likely to be dangerous or used for terrorist acts.

Well...
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posted by [identity profile] viktor-haag.livejournal.com at 09:21pm on 20/03/2007
I'm ... well ... ummm ... I'm fairly certain that this kind of stuff wouldn't be shown on our public television network (for which I'm a bit abashed, actually)...

... on the other hand we get George Strombolopolous(sp?), the CBC's hip young-media-journo darling interviewing Ron Jeremy about his experiences in The Industry in prime time, so, we're not completely out to lunch with prud-iditty.
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posted by [identity profile] viktor-haag.livejournal.com at 09:22pm on 20/03/2007
And Ron didn't provide an anecdote about an airport authority questioning the security implications of his package, either, so...
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posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 09:28pm on 20/03/2007
It gets better. We've had our very nice German men manipulating a white rhino and engaged in an emergency insemination of a helpful female rhino, and a brief shot of a guy who's job description would probably be best described as komodo dragon 'handler'.

This is class TV.
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posted by [identity profile] viktor-haag.livejournal.com at 09:30pm on 20/03/2007
woah.

For that kind of action on this side of the point, you have to spring for the extra cable channels, or hand over your credit card number to a dodgy internet billing bureau... 8)
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posted by [identity profile] inuitmonster.livejournal.com at 11:27pm on 22/03/2007
I was once watching a lovely programme about gorillas, and then they sedated one and stuck something up his arse to make him ejaculate. Thanks guys.
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posted by [identity profile] doccross.livejournal.com at 01:32am on 21/03/2007
You've gotta wonder just how much they pay somebody to give an elephant a prostrate massage.
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posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 01:05pm on 21/03/2007
Whatever it is, it's not enough. Apparently you shouldn't try exciting an elephant by stimulating its penis. It gets a bit frolicsome and can belt you one upside the head. 'Penis banging' can lead to black eyes or worse.
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posted by [identity profile] fatal-logic.livejournal.com at 05:55pm on 21/03/2007
Got to be #1 Strangest Way to Die...
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posted by [identity profile] corylus-unbound.livejournal.com at 04:54pm on 22/03/2007
Oh my. Am laughing and wincing all at the same time.
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