Favourite line from the "Things Osama bin Laden is unlikely to say on his tapes"
"This is ridiculous. It must be your turn to hide."
and "Things a TV announcer is unlikely to say"
"Tonight's episode of 'Songs of Praise' contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature."
"This is ridiculous. It must be your turn to hide."
and "Things a TV announcer is unlikely to say"
"Tonight's episode of 'Songs of Praise' contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature."
(no subject)
"Descriptions of fresh produce, proud towers and the cedars of Lebanon may be unsuitable for some viewers..."
(no subject)