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posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 03:09pm on 04/05/2005 under ,
I was at our neighbours place on Monday for their son's 4th birthday party. There was a gang of kids there, and Rowan got rather lost in the crowd a couple of times. She enjoys having other kids about but she's not really at the stage where she'll throw herself into a group and start playing with them. Parallel play seems safer to her, I think.

She did seem to enjoy it all, though perhaps not as much as I did. Towards the end of our stay Sam and I got out into the garden where we were caught up with some of the older kids (5 and 6 years old, I'd guess) who dragged us immediately into their bizarre pirates fantasy. I was promptly cut into pieces as the kids, mostly girls, chopped me up with rubber swords, plastic toy cutlasses and, oddly, a foam-rubber pistol.

Despite my lack of limbs I managed to bound free and was happily pursued about the garden by short, screaming people. My ruse of flying to Bermuda at one point gave them pause, as I told them they couldn't bring weapons through immigration and customs. I was foiled however, by one clever girl who told me she'd "already been to Mermuda (sic), and killed everybody there, so there was no customs officers." Well that told me. I dutifully submitted to a second dismemberment.

After that the tickling started and I had my revenge. Bwa-hahaha!
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posted by [identity profile] doc-mystery.livejournal.com at 05:31pm on 04/05/2005
I'm strongly reminded of the "Battle in Houseboat Bay" chapter of Arthur Ransome's classic Swallows and Amazons, where the crews of the two eponymous vessels take their revenge on Captain Flint and make him walk the plank of the end of his houseboat.


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posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 12:41am on 05/05/2005
Arr! I do float something marvelous, I do. Walking the plank is no solution for the likes of me. Dismemberment is the only choice for the wise pirate. That or a swift poke in the "gentiles" as Mel Brooks would say.
 
posted by [identity profile] sammywol.livejournal.com at 01:20am on 05/05/2005
At least you avoided the terrible 'you get eaten in chapter 9!' fate that seemed to be in store for you.

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