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Insult to Injury

posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 01:43pm on 12/12/2005 under ,
You know what really annoys me? When you've got a persistent case of diarrhoea so that you're popping to the toilet every hour or so throughout the night and the execrable toilet paper keeps tearing lengthwise rather than across.

I've checked. The stupid toilet paper isn't properly perforated. Each piece is only going to tear slightly less than half way before zipping off in a direction of its choosing, leaving me with a ragged mess.

Crap!
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posted by [personal profile] mneme at 08:08am on 12/12/2005
It's because of the inferior British toilet paper.

Move to the states, where the toilet paper is properly perforated! :P
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posted by [personal profile] mylescorcoran at 01:53pm on 12/12/2005
We usually get a different, well-perforated brand. I can't really see myself moving to the States just for the high-quality loo paper.

Anyway, our toilet paper is made in Ireland and is therefore an inferior Irish toilet paper.
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posted by [personal profile] mneme at 02:12pm on 12/12/2005
Ok, point(s).
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