You know what really annoys me? When you've got a persistent case of diarrhoea so that you're popping to the toilet every hour or so throughout the night and the execrable toilet paper keeps tearing lengthwise rather than across.
I've checked. The stupid toilet paper isn't properly perforated. Each piece is only going to tear slightly less than half way before zipping off in a direction of its choosing, leaving me with a ragged mess.
Crap!
I've checked. The stupid toilet paper isn't properly perforated. Each piece is only going to tear slightly less than half way before zipping off in a direction of its choosing, leaving me with a ragged mess.
Crap!